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Wood Rocket Demotivational Pens - 5 Pack.

$9.75
or 4× $2.43 with Shop Pay

The Wood Rocket Demotivational Pens - 5 Pack is kept on Soft Hum for the consideration behind it. Wood Rocket is one of the houses we softly keep close.

Kept in the neutral family.

Say goodbye to the fake optimism and empty pep talks with our Demotivational Pens, the perfect office gag gift for those who prefer a dose of reality. If youve had enough of the endless stream of you can do it and believe in yourself, these pens are here to set the record straight. Tailored for those who understand that life isnt all sunshine and rainbows, each pen in this collection delivers a snarky reality check thats bound to resonate with anyone whos ever faced the grind of daily life.
40dB
Quietest setting
IPX7
Waterproof
90 min
Battery life
2 yr
Warranty
✦ Plain-package shipping · always ✦ Generic billing descriptor on your card ✦ Free returns on unopened items within 30 days
01Materials & care
Manufacturer specs vary by piece — check the product description above for full materials and care instructions. In general: silicone pieces clean with mild soap and warm water (or a silicone-safe cleaner), air-dry, store away from direct sunlight.
02Specs & power
USB-C charging · 90-minute runtime · 8 vibration modes · Travel-lock · 2-year warranty.
03What's in the box
The product · USB-C charging cable · travel pouch · quick-start card.
04Shipping & returns

USA: $9.95 standard (free over $150). "I Want It Right Away" express $18.95 (1–2 days). Canada: $23.99 flat.

30-day returns on unopened items. For health and safety, opened intimate items are final sale.

Free shipping
Orders $150+
Discreet packaging
Always, by default
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone
US-based support
Real humans, sales@nnlgroup.co