Games - Romance

Weed Before Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook.

$7.50
or 4× $1.87 with Shop Pay
Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our 'Weed Before Sex is a Love Language' greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it's a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether its a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, I get you, in a language that resonates with the heart and soul. Patent Pending. Design Details: Chic white greeting card with bold green text 'Weed Before Sex is a Love Language', accented with playful patterns, ideal for a fun-loving couple. Front Message: Weed Before Sex Is A Love Language Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25" x 5.5" Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
40dB
Quietest setting
IPX7
Waterproof
90 min
Battery life
2 yr
Warranty
✦ Plain-package shipping · always ✦ Generic billing descriptor on your card ✦ Free returns on unopened items within 30 days
01Materials & care
Body: medical-grade silicone (platinum-cured, hypoallergenic, non-porous). Base: ABS plastic with matte finish. Clean with mild soap and warm water, or our silicone-safe cleaner. Air-dry. Store in the included pouch, away from direct sunlight.
02Specs & power
USB-C charging · 90-minute runtime · 8 vibration modes · Travel-lock · 2-year warranty.
03What's in the box
The product · USB-C charging cable · travel pouch · quick-start card.
04Shipping & returns

Free standard shipping on US orders over $150. Flat $7.95 under $150. Express $18.95 (2 days). Overnight $34.95.

30-day returns on unopened items. For health and safety, opened intimate items are final sale.

Free shipping
Orders $150+
Discreet packaging
Always, by default
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone
US-based support
Real humans, sales@nnlgroup.co