Bachelorette

Sexy Santa Says Card Game.

$4.98
or 4× $1.24 with Shop Pay

The Sexy Santa Says Card Game is kept on Soft Hum for the consideration behind it. Kheper is one of the houses we softly keep close.

Made in paper.

Kept in the white family.

The pot party game for 3- 20+ players who have been naughty this year........ The holidays will be here before you know it, and you know what that means? Parties! This hilarious card game for groups of 3 to a houseful of guests will instantly lighten the mood, and, depending on the legality of certain activities of course, get you stoned. To play, cards will be shuffled and placed in the center of the crowd. Players take turns picking cards, reading them aloud, then having other players perform various raunchy actions like 'you must act as if your chestnuts (testicles) are roasting over an open fire'. A detailed instruction card is included.
40dB
Quietest setting
IPX7
Waterproof
90 min
Battery life
2 yr
Warranty
✦ Plain-package shipping · always ✦ Generic billing descriptor on your card ✦ Free returns on unopened items within 30 days
01Materials & care
Manufacturer specs vary by piece — check the product description above for full materials and care instructions. In general: silicone pieces clean with mild soap and warm water (or a silicone-safe cleaner), air-dry, store away from direct sunlight.
02Specs & power
USB-C charging · 90-minute runtime · 8 vibration modes · Travel-lock · 2-year warranty.
03What's in the box
The product · USB-C charging cable · travel pouch · quick-start card.
04Shipping & returns

USA: $9.95 standard (free over $150). "I Want It Right Away" express $18.95 (1–2 days). Canada: $23.99 flat.

30-day returns on unopened items. For health and safety, opened intimate items are final sale.

Free shipping
Orders $150+
Discreet packaging
Always, by default
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone
US-based support
Real humans, sales@nnlgroup.co