Bachelorette

Penis Pasta.

$3.87
or 4× $0.96 with Shop Pay

The Penis Pasta is kept on Soft Hum for the consideration behind it. Hott Products is one of the houses we softly keep close.

Kept in the neutral family.

Sure, these penises might look small at first, but drop them in some hot water and watch them grow. They'll become so plump and firm, that you won't be able to help but nibble on them! Penis pasta, one of the greatest adult novelty foods, makes the perfect party dish. How about penis pasta salad? Or penises with meatballs? What a combination!
40dB
Quietest setting
IPX7
Waterproof
90 min
Battery life
2 yr
Warranty
✦ Plain-package shipping · always ✦ Generic billing descriptor on your card ✦ Free returns on unopened items within 30 days
01Materials & care
Manufacturer specs vary by piece — check the product description above for full materials and care instructions. In general: silicone pieces clean with mild soap and warm water (or a silicone-safe cleaner), air-dry, store away from direct sunlight.
02Specs & power
USB-C charging · 90-minute runtime · 8 vibration modes · Travel-lock · 2-year warranty.
03What's in the box
The product · USB-C charging cable · travel pouch · quick-start card.
04Shipping & returns

USA: $9.95 standard (free over $150). "I Want It Right Away" express $18.95 (1–2 days). Canada: $23.99 flat.

30-day returns on unopened items. For health and safety, opened intimate items are final sale.

Free shipping
Orders $150+
Discreet packaging
Always, by default
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone
US-based support
Real humans, sales@nnlgroup.co