Bachelorette
Outrageous Office Pens.
$7.80
or 4× $1.95 with Shop Pay
Want a pen thats really note-worthy? Well now you can have fun and create hysterical laughter when you let a friend or co-worker borrow your pen with these hysterical assorted sayings pens. Let people really know whats on your mind! Sayings Include: Actually, just fuck off. I wish I could fukin spell. Hands off my pen, bitch. These stupid fucks think I'm working. I wanna fucking go home. Features: 5 Nasty Pens Included Great Ice-Breaker Fun Novelty
40dB
Quietest setting
IPX7
Waterproof
90 min
Battery life
2 yr
Warranty
✦ Plain-package shipping · always
✦ Generic billing descriptor on your card
✦ Free returns on unopened items within 30 days
01Materials & care
Body: medical-grade silicone (platinum-cured, hypoallergenic, non-porous). Base: ABS plastic with matte finish. Clean with mild soap and warm water, or our silicone-safe cleaner. Air-dry. Store in the included pouch, away from direct sunlight.
02Specs & power
USB-C charging · 90-minute runtime · 8 vibration modes · Travel-lock · 2-year warranty.
03What's in the box
The product · USB-C charging cable · travel pouch · quick-start card.
04Shipping & returns
Free standard shipping on US orders over $150. Flat $7.95 under $150. Express $18.95 (2 days). Overnight $34.95.
30-day returns on unopened items. For health and safety, opened intimate items are final sale.
Free shipping
Orders $150+
Discreet packaging
Always, by default
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone
US-based support
Real humans, sales@nnlgroup.co