Outrageous Office Pens
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Outrageous Office Pens.

$6.63
or 4× $1.65 with Shop Pay

The Outrageous Office Pens is kept on Soft Hum for the consideration behind it. Hott Products is one of the houses we softly keep close.

Made in plastic.

Kept in the neutral family.

Want a pen thats really note-worthy? Well now you can have fun and create hysterical laughter when you let a friend or co-worker borrow your pen with these hysterical assorted sayings pens. Let people really know whats on your mind! Sayings Include: Actually, just fuck off. I wish I could fukin spell. Hands off my pen, bitch. These stupid fucks think I'm working. I wanna fucking go home. Features: 5 Nasty Pens Included Great Ice-Breaker Fun Novelty
40dB
Quietest setting
IPX7
Waterproof
90 min
Battery life
2 yr
Warranty
✦ Plain-package shipping · always ✦ Generic billing descriptor on your card ✦ Free returns on unopened items within 30 days
01Materials & care
Manufacturer specs vary by piece — check the product description above for full materials and care instructions. In general: silicone pieces clean with mild soap and warm water (or a silicone-safe cleaner), air-dry, store away from direct sunlight.
02Specs & power
USB-C charging · 90-minute runtime · 8 vibration modes · Travel-lock · 2-year warranty.
03What's in the box
The product · USB-C charging cable · travel pouch · quick-start card.
04Shipping & returns

USA: $9.95 standard (free over $150). "I Want It Right Away" express $18.95 (1–2 days). Canada: $23.99 flat.

30-day returns on unopened items. For health and safety, opened intimate items are final sale.

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Always, by default
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone
US-based support
Real humans, sales@nnlgroup.co