Dongs & Dildos

John Holmes Ultraskyn Realistic w/Removable Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup.

$67.95
or 4× $16.98 with Shop Pay

The John Holmes Ultraskyn Realistic w/Removable Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup is kept for its presence — the weight in the hand, the shape that reads from across the room as something made on purpose. UR3 works the silicone the way a sculptor works clay.

Cast in tpe — body-safe, non-porous where the spec calls for it, simple to keep clean.

Kept in the white family.

Insertable — 9.5 in. Total — 12.0 in. Held as extra-long.

Experience Boogie Nights every night! Sculpted from the most famous porn star of them all, John Holmes, this 9.5" ULTRASKYN Realistic Cock captures the towering grandeur and awe aspiring girth of the one and only king of porn. This massive dong has all the features that made Holmes the most impressive and memorable porn star of his time. The sturdy suction cup base makes Holmes suitable for harness or solo play. When not in use, store the toy in the included fabric pouch. It is made from phthalate-free body-safe material.
40dB
Quietest setting
IPX7
Waterproof
90 min
Battery life
2 yr
Warranty
✦ Plain-package shipping · always ✦ Generic billing descriptor on your card ✦ Free returns on unopened items within 30 days
01Materials & care
Manufacturer specs vary by piece — check the product description above for full materials and care instructions. In general: silicone pieces clean with mild soap and warm water (or a silicone-safe cleaner), air-dry, store away from direct sunlight.
02Specs & power
USB-C charging · 90-minute runtime · 8 vibration modes · Travel-lock · 2-year warranty.
03What's in the box
The product · USB-C charging cable · travel pouch · quick-start card.
04Shipping & returns

USA: $9.95 standard (free over $150). "I Want It Right Away" express $18.95 (1–2 days). Canada: $23.99 flat.

30-day returns on unopened items. For health and safety, opened intimate items are final sale.

Free shipping
Orders $150+
Discreet packaging
Always, by default
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone
US-based support
Real humans, sales@nnlgroup.co