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I'd Hit That Greeting Card w/Matchbook.

$6.75
$7.50
or 4× $1.68 with Shop Pay

The I'd Hit That Greeting Card w/Matchbook is kept here because the quietest evenings begin with the right prompt. Kush Kards writes for couples who'd rather talk than perform.

A deck softly drawn from on a slow evening — prompts gentle, pacing yours to set.

Printed on cardboard, paper — built to last past the first dozen evenings.

Boxed for the bedside or the gift — packaged considered, finished neatly.

Ready for a giggle with your favorite sesh friend? Check out our 'I'd Hit That' greeting card, where humor meets hazy fun! This card comes with a sassy sketched bong, complete with love hearts, all set against a vibrant purple backdrop Whether it's their birthday or just another day in the haze, this card will surely spark joy and a chuckle. It's a glossy nod to those shared moments that are too good not to celebrate. So go on, give your bestie this playful nudge and watch them light up with laughter! Patent Pending. Design Details: 'I'd Hit That' greeting card featuring a playful sketched bong with hearts, against a deep purple background. Perfect for a laugh with your smoking buddy. Front Message: I'd Hit That Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25" x 5.5" Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
40dB
Quietest setting
IPX7
Waterproof
90 min
Battery life
2 yr
Warranty
✦ Plain-package shipping · always ✦ Generic billing descriptor on your card ✦ Free returns on unopened items within 30 days
01Materials & care
Manufacturer specs vary by piece — check the product description above for full materials and care instructions. In general: silicone pieces clean with mild soap and warm water (or a silicone-safe cleaner), air-dry, store away from direct sunlight.
02Specs & power
USB-C charging · 90-minute runtime · 8 vibration modes · Travel-lock · 2-year warranty.
03What's in the box
The product · USB-C charging cable · travel pouch · quick-start card.
04Shipping & returns

USA: $9.95 standard (free over $150). "I Want It Right Away" express $18.95 (1–2 days). Canada: $23.99 flat.

30-day returns on unopened items. For health and safety, opened intimate items are final sale.

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