The Soft Hum Drunk Santa Says Card Game
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Drunk Santa Says Card Game.

$4.98
or 4× $1.24 with Shop Pay

The Drunk Santa Says Card Game is kept on Soft Hum for the consideration behind it. Kheper is one of the houses we softly keep close.

Kept in the neutral family.

The naughty drinking card game where Drunk Santa requires you to compete against each other to win his approval, while Mrs. Claus busts your ass for being naughty. Vixen and Rudolph help you celebrate your past year's misdeeds; while Mistletoe, Coal, and Evil Elf cards have you kissing, losing a turn or guiding the group like a sleigh. Santa already knows you've been naughty, so have fun! Game Includes: 53 poker-sized cards and rules. Language(s): English Target Audience: Adults Number of Players: 3 - 20+
40dB
Quietest setting
IPX7
Waterproof
90 min
Battery life
2 yr
Warranty
✦ Plain-package shipping · always ✦ Generic billing descriptor on your card ✦ Free returns on unopened items within 30 days
01Materials & care
Manufacturer specs vary by piece — check the product description above for full materials and care instructions. In general: silicone pieces clean with mild soap and warm water (or a silicone-safe cleaner), air-dry, store away from direct sunlight.
02Specs & power
USB-C charging · 90-minute runtime · 8 vibration modes · Travel-lock · 2-year warranty.
03What's in the box
The product · USB-C charging cable · travel pouch · quick-start card.
04Shipping & returns

USA: $9.95 standard (free over $150). "I Want It Right Away" express $18.95 (1–2 days). Canada: $23.99 flat.

30-day returns on unopened items. For health and safety, opened intimate items are final sale.

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Always, by default
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone
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Real humans, sales@nnlgroup.co