Games - Romance

Dope Dick Naughty Greeting Card.

$4.50
$5.00
or 4× $1.12 with Shop Pay

The Dope Dick Naughty Greeting Card is kept here because the quietest evenings begin with the right prompt. Kush Kards writes for couples who'd rather talk than perform.

A deck softly drawn from on a slow evening — prompts gentle, pacing yours to set.

Boxed for the bedside or the gift — packaged considered, finished neatly.

That Dick was Dope This NaughtyKard can be used for so many reasons. Starting with a thank you for a great night, to a love themed card... or just maybe you're trying to find a way to end things, you name it! This Adult Greeting Card can be used for any occasion. Write your own message on the inside and tell him how good that dick was. Size: A2 4.25" x 5.5" Card - Envelope - Plastic Packaging
40dB
Quietest setting
IPX7
Waterproof
90 min
Battery life
2 yr
Warranty
✦ Plain-package shipping · always ✦ Generic billing descriptor on your card ✦ Free returns on unopened items within 30 days
01Materials & care
Manufacturer specs vary by piece — check the product description above for full materials and care instructions. In general: silicone pieces clean with mild soap and warm water (or a silicone-safe cleaner), air-dry, store away from direct sunlight.
02Specs & power
USB-C charging · 90-minute runtime · 8 vibration modes · Travel-lock · 2-year warranty.
03What's in the box
The product · USB-C charging cable · travel pouch · quick-start card.
04Shipping & returns

USA: $9.95 standard (free over $150). "I Want It Right Away" express $18.95 (1–2 days). Canada: $23.99 flat.

30-day returns on unopened items. For health and safety, opened intimate items are final sale.

Free shipping
Orders $150+
Discreet packaging
Always, by default
Body-safe materials
Medical-grade silicone
US-based support
Real humans, sales@nnlgroup.co