{"product_id":"suck-vs-swallow-greeting-card","title":"Suck VS Swallow Greeting Card","description":"Introducing the \"This Card Might Suck But I Swallow\" greeting card, a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life's imperfections. The simple and clean design of this card with its bold, black font makes it versatile for various occasions or just a quirky note to a loved one. Made with high-quality card stock to ensure a smooth writing surface and a professional look, this card is sure to be a hit for those who appreciate a bit of dry humor. Patent Pending. Design Details: A minimalist greeting card with a clean white background and black text that humorously states 'This Card Might Suck But I Swallow' in a straightforward, bold font. Front Message: This Card Might Suck But I Swallow Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25\" x 5.5\" Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap","brand":"The Soft Hum","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":63612047098225,"sku":"KK-NK-SUCKSWALLOW","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/6124\/6833\/files\/KK-NK-SUCKSWALLOW.jpg?v=1779750207","url":"https:\/\/thesofthum.com\/products\/suck-vs-swallow-greeting-card","provider":"The Soft Hum","version":"1.0","type":"link"}